Condoms and Sanitary Pads Looking at this title, some people may say: “NND’s brain is really broken. Playing outdoors actually played with condoms and sanitary pads? This is either a hooligan or a wretched man.” ; Why don’t you beat me first? Look it up, I’m too late to thank me!
Let’s talk about the Qingshui Canyon with the Ninghai brothers in July this year. , There were several places where people with fast currents could not stand at all, so the screams of “wet body” came one after another. As for me, I accidentally washed a person with a bag into the pool, if it was not stuck on the stone halfway, I might It will rush to the reservoir all the time. I stumbled up and opened my backpack, except for the sleep
ing bag. Everything was soaked, and two taels of water were poured out of the radio.
Someone asked: What about your mobile phone and camera? It must be soaked in reason? I will tell you today, I don’t tell the average person, as soon as there is a wading place, I will put it in the water. The phone and camera are covered with a condom, and then the hole is pierced. There is no problem in throwing it in the water for several days and nights. Think about it, are you afraid of the water even if the tadpoles can’t swim out?
And the mobile phone You can still answer the call (candy bar type only), but the call effect is average. Note: It is best to use the kind given free of charge by the family planning guidance station. It is dry without lubricating oil, and the extra thick effect is very good. Married The first thing you need to do is to honestly explain its use to your family. Otherwise, you can??t tell the truth. Bring a condom when you go out? Whose wife and husband don??t misunderstand? I will definitely understand DI. In case there is something really romantic, you have a reason to explain it.
Next, let??s talk about Anerle and the like. Don??t you understand? You said that wearing a condom is for To protect mobile phones and so on, is it a bit perverted that the old man goes out with sanitary napkins? It was the first time I brought this stuff and was seen by a MM, who asked me naively: “GG.” Do you have a lot of days too? They are all thickened for night use. Why don’t you buy the kind with wings? ”I almost fainted at that time.
After wearing the backpacker’s shoes for a day, my feet must be dripping with sweat. Wrap them in plastic bags before going to bed at night to ensure that they will not be wet by dew. But There is no way to get rid of the dampness in the shoes. The next day I get up and put them in the damp shoes. What should I do? Now An Erle comes in handy. Put two pieces in the shoes before going to bed. The shoes are dry in the daytime. To borrow an advertising slogan, it is: Dryer, cooler and more secure, the sanitary napkin of Hushubao! I have tried N times. When you arrive and you are not ready, you can take out one and hand it to her. Quietly say: “You were very tired when you came yesterday. I bought this specially, look at it, it will come in handy. Right?” MM must have blushed and took it over, and still didn’t forget to say: “You are so annoying, you are so dead! ” That is what I said. My heart is moved. If I say a little more care and love, people will be willing to show their love!
Have you read it? Do you still call me a hooligan?
Additional! Condoms are not only waterproof! When an accident occurs, the condom can hold at least 1 liter of water. Maybe a liter of water will save you! There are also bites by unknown insects, such as snakes and other poisonous animals If you feel that it is inconvenient to take a bath, is it more convenient to put on a bath? Hey …… there are many more! The cover is very useful outdoors! A must-have! Sanitary napkins are also very useful! Although it looks annoyed! But if you fall and have an open wound you will find that sanitary pads are so useful! Sprinkle medicine powder to cover the wound, disinfect and stop the bleeding! What I said above is some of the knowledge I know. Of course, I have also used it myself, such as sucking wet steam from shoes, wading in water, and stopping bleeding. A first aid box the size of a cigarette case, with a condom, can make you feel at ease~ Sanitary napkins if you have diarrhea outdoors Also very applicable~ Please don’t call me perverted. When friends face these situations, they will understand that it is very practical. This is how I am. For me, the biggest use of condoms is to hold film, and there is nothing to say about moisture resistance. I’m not ready to come back and rinse. Because the quality of the photos is greatly reduced due to dampness, I have been worried for several days. Why didn’t I bring enough condoms in the first place? It was mentioned in an outdoor magazine that it is very useful and can be used as an insole. Wings are more conducive to stability, soft and comfortable, not to mention that you don??t have to wait and throw things away, but you should pay attention to environmental protection. Last time, when I was in a state of torn socks, I regretted that I didn??t bring a few, a lesson from the past. Ah Comrade
Author: Zhang Yong in school