Since I participated in outdoor activities, it may be inevitable to be a jerk, but it is really unattainable. To be a good jerk boy, the following must be observed:
1. Do not take the initiative to request a jerk. In that case, MM may not dare to come, unless she has no choice. In fact, if MM wants to fuck with you, she doesn’t want you to speak.
2. Those who snore can’t take the initiative to ask a jerk. Snoring has already affected your neighbors, not to mention the MM beside you? How can you bear this?
3. Those with bad breath should eat chewing gum. The space in the tent is small, so it must not affect the **** atmosphere.
4. Those with foot odor should wrap their feet in plastic bags. The reason is the same as above.
5. Remember for new backpackers: If you know in advance that you are going to be a jerk, you must bring sleep
ing pills. Firmly remember: the medicine is for you to eat, not for MM to eat, offenders bear the consequences! I suggest expelling the backpacker and never accepting it! The rest are dealt with according to party discipline, political discipline and national law.
6. If a MM asks to be a jerk with you, don’t be overjoyed, so as not to be jealous of the same sex.
7. If a MM asks to be a jerk with you, and you can’t sleep, you can only stand guard outside, and don’t make a lot of noise to affect the MM’s sleep.
8. If there is a MM who actively asks to be a jerk with you, you must not sleep first. You must wait for the MM to sleep first. If the MM cannot sleep, she must tell the MM a story, and must not tell the ghost and the big bad wolf class, otherwise it will be dealt with in Article 5.
9. If a MM asks to be a jerk with you, but the MM can’t sleep and the storytelling is ineffective, it is recommended that the MM knocks you out. Medical expenses are your responsibility.
10. If you are a bastard and can sleep peacefully in your dreams, please tell me your phone number or contact information, and I will talk to you about Liuxiahui’s advanced deeds.